bah-chor-mee fever

2006-10-12T09:29:00.000-07:00

sorry BOSS! i so long neva update le...pai seh:(

coz i go n accumulate the 4 million smiles.wanna c??

2006-10-04T02:22:00.000-07:00

2006-09-22T09:30:00.000-07:00

nice?

2006-09-11T08:01:00.000-07:00

whats that huh?!

It is a 'use chopstick poked jonathan' BANANA...lol:)===>

2006-09-06T22:57:00.000-07:00

NOTE:IF ANYONE IS INTERESTED TO JOIN THE ANTI-STINGRAY SOCIETY,PLEASE CONTACT ME BY E-MAILING ME.THERE WILL BE A SELECTION COURSE OF WHO CAN EAT THE MOST STINGRAYS IN HALF AN HOUR.THANK YOU!

BY THE OFFICALS AND AUTHURITIES OF THE ANTI-STINGRAY CLUP(A.S.C)

2006-09-05T02:58:00.000-07:00

SOB*sOBS*croc man die le...dammn that stupid stingray...damn its whole family!PLS PUT A LTTLE CROC (tu) at ur msn dere(u shld noe where bahh)to commerate him for his love and care to the wildlife...WE WILL MISS U DE,GD FREN!

I AM A ANTI-STINGRAY...

I HATE STINGRAYS...THEY SUCK!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-24T06:54:00.000-07:00

MOST NUMBER OF TIMES A SINGAPOREAN DIALLED AN EMERGENCY NUMBER
Mr Guey Bo Liao, 27 years old, dialled emergency numbers for an impressive total of 6,317,385 for 24 years. He dialled the number almost every minute and he seemed proud that he dared to do that. Mdm Boh Eng, his mother, a widow, told us that her boy picked up the habit when she was three while she was busy working.

"When I was young, my friend say press 995 and 999 got funny tones, so I try, lor, den hor, very funny leh, they ask me who I am, where I am living, like that lor," Mr Guey informed our reporters."The telephone operators now all know my name sia. So I called them almost every minute, lor. They quite friendly, always ask my name, where I am,"
Mr Guey Bo Liao told us.MSG Thia Dian Wei, a telephone operator supervisor for Civil Defence told us that he had been receiving unneccessary calls made by Mr Guey Bo Liao since 1994."I was a corporal back then when Mr Guey called. I can still remember our conversation. He said he was bored so he call us lor.
At that time, I was pissed with him, but now after so many years, I'm kind of numb to his prank calls. In fact, we had a system installed toredirect him to our voice message machine. So he thinks it's quite amusing that it's always the same operator saying the same things," said MSG Thia Dian Wei.Although the police had confirmed with us that Mr Guey Bo Liao had called and also given us the statistics, they told us that they will not make any comments and will give us a report on the incident.On second place for the most number of emergency calls was made by Mr Jin Kia See who made a total of 4,609,218 emergency calls to Hospitals, 995, Civil Defence, Fire Stations, Police Stations, 999, SAF. lol

2006-08-22T08:50:00.000-07:00

QUOTED FRM MR.LIM:"TOday got 3 important person birthday..." Me,Xingkai n yijun,three brothers...so qiao man!1st step in is welcomed by jinni and debra.den say happi bdae 2 me...so i say thank u.sia la!debra say i nvr say thank u 2 her so i say
den jinnni say i nvr say thank u..so IN D END i said "ok ok thank you thank you....den we vry heng,the NCC gang nvr pillar us sia..we thought of a method..HUG TABLES..2 prevent frm kena pillar though i made a post bout pillar.its looks reali scary like a bird being squash onto a tree..damn wat sia. duck giv me lollipop.jone blanja me 100 plus..so gd seh.ok ok.happi bdae 2 me..bb

lim peh

2006-08-21T07:43:00.000-07:00

damn funny read it..

zLim Peh ka li kong, hor, people don't treat old folks equally.Like last week, hor, I heard that not enough Singaporeans were donating organs.And I got to thinking: my organ right now not in use very much.Mostly used to pang jeo.Sometimes, I take it out to show the next door neighbour's little girl.That's all.Might as well let other people use-use a while, then I also song-song.Like that is a win-win situation.
So I went to my polyclinic and told the doctor that I wanted to donate my organ.But the si noong kia said, "Mr. Lim, they only want your kidneys and liver."Kidneys and liver?Wah lau!What, they want to make spare parts soup, is it?I think so, ah, the Ministry of Health all watch that "Hannibal" show a bit too many times!So I went round asking people, where can I donate my organ?Someone told me, for this kind of thing, can only be Geylang.But when I went to Geylang Lorong 69 to go and donate my organ, you know what those si orh kwee there told me?Must pay money!Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, society has become so obsessed with money!People are dying without organs and still, donors are made to pay?What kind of system is this?So I told the person in charge: how can you ask someone to pay to donate his organ?Some more, my organ is hardly used.
Well, at least not in the last twenty years.Okay, lah, a bit old, but surely they should appreciate the fact that it comes with experience?!But the si noong kias there all call me senile and told me to go away.Lim Peh ka li kong, hor, society has really become terrible if a person, out of the goodness of his heart, cannot donate his organ for free.Some more, when people are dying, they can suka-suka choose what organ they want!I simply cannot accept this.Some more, got all this bureaucracy.Must check with this foundation, lah, that hospital, lah.All si beh troublesome!I have decided that I shall go directly to the people who need organs to donate mine.I shall stand outside the C ward at SGH and wave my organ around and give it to the first person who wants it!Lim Peh ka li kong, this organ donation system is si beh cock.- LIM PEH:)

2006-08-19T03:01:00.000-07:00

OSAMA LAO DA

b dae

2006-08-19T02:38:00.000-07:00

count down...3 MORE DAYS TO MY BIRTHDAY...
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2006-08-17T05:54:00.000-07:00

was 8th in Napfa 2.4...timing 9.22mins nia.dunnoe 1st wan wats his timing?i thought i is 10min plus.unexpected sia.nth 2 say le.bb

2006-08-16T08:06:00.000-07:00

me mywife

my son(nvr teach properly pai seh)
my PET,NAME: XIAO NIAO<--MY son's son mi island home

coz ppl ask me post i nth post den post ths lor..my family tree..sorry elmo:(

movie

2006-08-09T09:43:00.000-07:00

龙虎门so nice sia...fite here fire there..so mant kung fu.I LIKE !

2006-08-07T02:04:00.000-07:00

sia la!we really had fun in Eden sia~!i was late so i nvr go2 escape,wasted lor.then went 2 pasir ris mrt wif li yu on taxi.reached mrt all d ppl siting dere bin chao chao.nvm...then set off 2 SUntect .in d mrt so funny sia!tok 2 edric,wei jin jing yuan n naufal,all bout pillar!pillar here pillar dere.shocked they dun noe d art of PILLARING until i tld them!hahas.
den we in mrt bully jing yuan.he say he lance corporal still lose me ths EX~PRIVATE!noob sia.
skip 2 suntect liao la.while wokin,i swallow in a chewingum...wok 2 cinema then tat kelly say dun wan c CLICK.WALAO,bloody idiot!....so we all go toy r us.
then we all go back 2 Eden..reached eden.saw hazwan,kelvin,daniyal(大鸟）no offence dere.den we all play soccer..vry fun..g2g liao,i other tyme post bout d water bomb ,best part

jonathan

2006-08-04T06:13:00.000-07:00

nice?

pillar

2006-08-04T05:53:00.000-07:00

so long nvr post liao,vry sian,got a lot of test sia.nvm...is d song nice?give feedbacks by taggin..thx man!2dae vry sian...overslept then chiong 2 sch like siao..hahas!got sci test 2dae..haix..after sch was fun!went 2 pillar nick..I CAN FEEL d pain.guitar was so sian lor.went 2 play soccer untill leg sakaed sia.next week 2.4km,scared...

esplanade

2006-07-30T10:16:00.000-07:00

2dae was quite ok la.AHS 50th anniversary went 2 esplanade c concert..was quite borin la but i like.hahas.the concert was not bad..slacked 4 2hr..so shuang.but the entrance fee was ex..$20 sia!ok gtg,bcm bb

SUPERMAN

2006-07-29T23:20:00.000-07:00

ytd went 2 cinileisure 2 c superman..see trailers so nice but real movie SUX !!!is so unreal lor.waste $$$ sia.so sad.went 2 play CS after tat.2dae nite goin ecplanade,tink is real bored.AHS chia pah bo sai pang,dunnoe organise ths 4 wad sia/...haiz...C U!

2006-07-29T00:14:00.000-07:00

THE KING OF BAH CHOR MEE

ah boy

2006-07-28T23:49:00.000-07:00

Chio rte?

cool middle finger

THE BIRTH OF MI BLOG..

2006-07-28T09:31:00.000-07:00

WALAO..i dint noe tad 1 blog so hard 2 do wan sia!i jus a noob in tad lor.mus go learn frm all thise PRO ppl.jus testin out only.

LONG LIVE THE BAH CHOR MEE